Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g 

$32.99

The Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g delivers bold dessert-inspired flavor with serious potency.

Packed with crystalline Delta-9, THC-P, and THC-V, this cryo-cured vape offers smooth, powerful hits in a sleek, USB-C rechargeable device.

With a smart LED screen for puff and battery tracking, it’s built for experienced users who want flavor, function, and fire effects in every session.

Description

Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g 

Why get stuck using basic disposables when there’s the Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g? It’s loaded with 5 grams of crystalline Delta-9, THC-P, THC-V, and a whole vibe of cryo-cured THC-P vape potency. This powerhouse is packed into one sleek, USB-C rechargeable vape device with a smart screen for battery and puff tracking.

The creator of the best-selling Kream Wonder Series Disposable, is set to get more satisfied customers with this Kream Pies vape, which is a great introduction to getting to know cryo-cured goodness!

Available in several decadent dessert strains, these Delta-9 THC disposable vapes deliver a full-spectrum experience. They will do more than make your sweet tooth do a double take. The Kream disposable vape is crafted for the connoisseurs, not the casuals. So if you’re into high-functioning flavor with a side of seriously elevated vibes, Kream Pies is ready to puff out the best sessions ever.

Flavor Profiles

Each Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g is basically a dessert cart for your endocannabinoid system.

  • Strawberry Cheesecake (Indica) – Rich, creamy, and oh-so-dreamy. Delivers a smooth berry exhale with a blissful body high perfect for sinking into the couch and forgetting what day it is.
  • Biscotti (Hybrid) – Sweet vanilla and nutty cookie dough meet a mellow head high. A balanced experience that’s as classy as your favorite Italian bakery.
  • Blue Berry Pie (Sativa) – A fruity burst of tart blueberry with a flaky finish. A bright, cerebral buzz that’s as uplifting as your third espresso shot of the day.
  • Frozen Peach (Sativa) – Cool, crisp, and dripping in peachy goodness. Refreshes your senses while delivering a focused and euphoric sativa-style high that won’t melt your motivation.
  • Lemon Pie (Hybrid) – Zesty lemon tang layered over buttery pastry notes. Lifts you up before wrapping you in a calm, cozy haze.
  • Grape Pie (Indica) – Dark grape and earthy tones swirl into a syrupy flavor bomb. Ideal for winding down or simply zoning out in delicious style.

How to Use the Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g

To power your smart screen vape device on or off, give the button five quick clicks. If your hit feels a little cold or clogged, double-tap the button to kick on the preheat mode. It’ll warm things up and get your session running smoothly again. When you’re ready to puff, just press and hold the button while you inhale.

The built-in smart LED screen shows you how many puffs you’ve taken and how much battery life you’ve got left—no guessing games here. When it’s time to recharge, simply plug in a USB-C cable and you’ll be good to go fast.

What makes the crystalline Delta-9 THC in this vape different from regular D9?

Crystalline Delta-9 is sleeker, cleaner, and seriously more powerful than your average Delta-9 distillate. While regular D9 is usually mixed with other cannabinoids and plant compounds, crystalline D9 vape is ultra-purified to near 99% potency.

That means you’re getting a super concentrated dose of just the good stuff, with no extras to water it down. The result is a faster, smoother, and way more intense experience that hits hard and clean every time.

In this Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g, this purity translates into effects that are bold and to the point. It’s tailor-made for experienced users who want maximum impact with zero fluff.

What does THC-V bring to the Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g?

As for the THC-V infused vape element, it’s known for delivering a clear-headed, energizing high.  It feels more like turning your brain on than zoning out. It may not be as famous as Delta-9 or THC-P, but it definitely pulls its weight. Unlike regular THC, THC-V is often linked to better focus, a lifted mood, and even appetite suppression.

THC-V brings some much-needed balance to the mix. Alongside the heavy hitters like crystalline D9 and THC-P, THC-V helps keep the experience a little sharper and a lot more functional. It smooths out the ride and adds an uplifting twist. It makes the vape perfect when you want to stay lit and on point.

What does “cryo-cured” mean and how does it impact the oil?

Cryo-cured THC-P vape oil is a super effective way of keeping your vape oil top-tier. Right after the plant is harvested, it gets flash-frozen instead of going through the usual slow air-drying and curing process. This locks in all the good stuff (like cannabinoids and terpenes) before they have a chance to break down or lose flavor.

This means you’re getting a way fresher, smoother experience with every puff. The flavors stay rich and bold, the potency stays strong, and the overall hit is cleaner and more consistent. So instead of a stale, flat-tasting drag, you get dessert-level clouds that feel as good as they taste—every single time.

Is cryo-cured oil better than traditionally cured oil?

Do you want smoother hits, better flavor, and more reliable effects? Cryo-cured THC-P vape oil is definitely the upgrade your sesh deserves. Traditional curing, which involves air-drying the plant slowly, sounds fine. That is, until you realize it can mess with the delicate terpenes and cannabinoids. Over time, exposure to heat, air, and moisture can dull the flavor and make the effects feel weak.

Cryo-curing locks in all that juicy goodness before anything has a chance to fade. In premium blends like the Kream Pies Crystalline D9 + THC-P Disposable Vape 5g, you get a puffing experience that’s cleaner, fresher, and way more consistent. It’s basically everything you want in a high-potency THC vape, minus the harshness.

Product Features
  • Crystalline Delta-9 THC blend – Delivers a cleaner, stronger high that hits faster and stays smoother than standard distillates.
  • Infused with cryo-cured THC-P and THC-V – Locks in flavor and potency, while THC-P and THC-V add serious power and a focused, uplifting buzz to every puff.
  • Smart LED screen for battery and puff tracking – Shows real-time battery life and puff count for better session control.
  • USB-C rechargeable – Fast, easy charging with any standard USB-C cable.
  • Preheat mode for smoother draws – Helps you avoid clogs and ensures every hit is silky-smooth and flavorful.
  • Six decadent dessert-inspired flavors – Each dessert-flavored THC vape is crafted to taste as good as it feels—sweet, bold, and unforgettable.
  • 5g extra-large capacity – Perfect for heavy hitters and flavor chasers looking for more than your typical THC-P vape pen 5g experience.
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Chelsi WEEDEN
Great product

Great product but a bit choky.